(Especially for my German Shepherd & Malinois friends)
Hey humans—Max here.
If you live with a German Shepherd or a Belgian Malinois, let me translate something for you in dog language:
We are not couch potatoes.
We are not decorative pets.
And we are definitely not built for casual strolls and vibes.
We’re wired to work.
Chase.
Solve.
Guard.
Move fast.
Think faster.
That fire you see in our eyes? That’s drive. And when you don’t give it a proper outlet… well… it leaks out sideways.
You’ve probably seen it:
• pacing
• reactivity
• frustration
• destructive behavior
• anxious energy
• explosive lunging on walks
That’s not “bad behavior.”
That’s unfulfilled instinct.
eye → stalk → chase → grab → tug → release
That sequence is hardwired into our nervous system.
Modern life almost never lets us complete it—so we rehearse it on joggers, bikes, squirrels, and other dogs instead.
When my human brings out the Whimsy Stick, something clicks.
I get to: lock in
chase with purpose
win
release
come back calm
And here’s the wild part—10 to 15 minutes of structured flirt pole work does more for me than hours of unfocused exercise.
You get:
• explosive physical output
• deep mental focus
• a massive dopamine release (aka calm after chaos)
• better engagement
• reduced reactivity
• a dog who can actually relax inside the house
That’s drive work done right.
We’re athletes. Treat us like it.
Start easy:
• long, straight passes
• slower movement
• time for muscles to loosen
• time for the brain to lock in
Then build:
• tighter turns
• faster tempo
• unpredictable movement
• short, explosive bursts
A flirt pole isn’t about losing your mind.
It’s about thinking while excited.
Work obedience into the game:
• sit
• wait
• out
• watch
Let us win sometimes—confidence matters.
Then bring us right back under control.
That’s how raw drive turns into partnership.
Respect the engine.
• avoid excessive jumping
• stop if you see limping, stiffness, or lagging
• short, focused sessions beat long exhausting ones
• hydrate
• rest afterward
Overdoing it doesn’t make us better.
It just fries the system.
A long line gives us room to move while keeping things safe and intentional. My humans love a waterproof 15-ft working dog leash for drive sessions.
Why it works:
• doesn’t soak or stink
• stays light
• strong hardware
• perfect for high-drive training
Use it for:
• structured freedom
• confidence building
• off-leash-style control
It pairs perfectly with flirt pole work.
🌬️ Cool Down & Reset (This Part Is Huge)
When the game ends, don’t just stop and walk away.
Help our nervous system land.
• slow the movement
• finish with obedience
• calm sniffing or a structured “place”
• water + rest
That’s how excitement turns into calm, not chaos.
(From a dog who’s broken cheap gear)
Most flirt poles fail.
• rods snap
• elastic cords whip back
• handles break
• materials give out
And when gear fails with dogs like us—it fails hard.
The Whimsy Stick was built because standard flirt poles couldn’t handle Shepherds, Malinois, and serious working dogs.
Why it’s different:
• controlled flex (no dangerous bungee recoil)
• durable construction
• replaceable lures
• better handling
• trainer-built and field-tested
If you want a flirt pole that can keep up with me and dogs like me, this is the one:
Flirt Pole Training Guide:
👉 https://whimsystick.com/flirt-pole-training-guide/
Chris’ Dog Training Background:
👉 https://instinctualbalance.com
German Shepherd Breed Info:
👉 https://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/german-shepherd-dog/
Prey Drive Science:
👉 https://www.petspotpro.com/news/rh84a6whbafx2ozcsixlgsyjeaoejo
Give a Shepherd or a Malinois a job, and we become incredible.
Deny us one—and we’ll invent our own.
Structured flirt pole work:
• fulfills instinct
• builds engagement
• strengthens your bond
• calms the nervous system
• creates confident, balanced dogs
This is control through fulfillment—not suppression.
See you on the chase,
Max 🐕🦺
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